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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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