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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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