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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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