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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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