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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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