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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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