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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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