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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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