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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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