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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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