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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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