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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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