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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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