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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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