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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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