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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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