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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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