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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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