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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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