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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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