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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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