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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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