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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dixie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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