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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Minnie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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