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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Missy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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