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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Peanut eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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