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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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