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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Champ eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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