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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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