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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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