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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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