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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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