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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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