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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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