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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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