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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Loki eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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