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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Loki eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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