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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jelly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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