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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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