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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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