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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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