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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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