Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.