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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jenkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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