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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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