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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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