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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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