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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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