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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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