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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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