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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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