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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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