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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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