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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Millie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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