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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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