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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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