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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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